HIM Caprican Armed Forces: July 2013

The Empire of Caprica and the Kingdom of the Low Islands, collectively known as the Caprican Empire, maintains a 'State of the Art' Defence Force. This consists of a 'Blue Water' Fleet, an Air Force, a 'White Water' Patrol Fleet and a standing army with reservists. Just over half of the Caprican Empire's Defence Budget (10% of GDP) is targeted towards research, development, training, recruitment and pay. The remainder spent on hardware. HIM Caprican Armed Forces has been systematically developed to act as both a National Defence Force and as a readily deployable 'Overseas Force' capable of speedily neutralising any international or terrorist body threat to the Caprican Empire and its Allies.

Sunday, 28 July 2013

State of Legoland an Annoyance

Reports from the State of Legoland suggest it's Annoyance!

Caprican warships have been dispatched worldwide to maintain peace amongst Lego states. Three heavily armed destroyers, HIMS Prince Eugene, HIMS Prince Consort and HIMS Catherine the Great are offshore in international waters monitoring Legoland activities.

The State of Legoland has recently heinously insulted both racially and internationally other fellow states and minifigs and apparently declared war on a minor racially tolerant state.

Many attributes of the Lego State are in target site. Should Legoland declare war against PALS Treaties, Caprica and its many allies will destroy Legoland and its base Empire in an attempt to regain World Lego Peace.

HIM Tsar Peter III and MP Winston Spencer hold their hand on the Red Button. They await Legoland's response...